Doug Hayashi’s “The Pyramid of Speed”

February 2002
The Pyramid of Speed
(excerpt from Chapter 78)
“Listen here cone-dodger, why don’t you save it and post your racing resume on Hot-Jobs.com? Maybe there’s a Wal-Mart manager somewhere who’ll need you to drive the golf-kart for parking lot security. They can use a guy like you to dodge the cones and shopping carts. In the mean time, I suggest you and Sofranas bring some cones and throw them on the track the night before to confuse the real drivers out there.”